Oh. My. God. You are never going to believe who I just saw driving through town in a Subaru.
You’re not serious.
Do I look
like I’m laughing?
I heard she’s been sunning herself on the French Riviera for the past two years living off all our college funds.
No way. Her dad lost all that money.
My mom says they’ve been living in a trailer in West Virginia somewhere, like, under a bridge or something.
Oh my God. Did she look
Her hair was
kind of frizzy . . . .