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This Is So Not Happening

This Is So Not Happening

For Ages: 12 and up
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Ally and Jake put true love to the test in this “funny and sensitive” conclusion to the He’s So/She’s So trilogy that’s filled “with depth and wit” (Kirkus Reviews).

After their long summer apart, Ally and Jake were hoping for a drama-free senior year. Easier said than done.

Chloe is pregnant. And she says that Jake is the father. It was a one-time thing, and Ally and Jake can get through it, right? But Ally’s willingness to make it work is tested when Jake starts blowing her off to go to doctor’s appointments with Chloe, and Ally joins the school play—and meets a cute guy. After everything they’ve been through, can Ally and Jake get out of Orchard Hill with their relationship intact?

The gossip-fueled action of She’s So Dead to Us and He’s So Not Worth It comes full circle in this can’t-miss conclusion to a popular trilogy.
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  • Simon & Schuster Books for Young Readers | 
  • 320 pages | 
  • ISBN 9781416999591 | 
  • May 2012 | 
  • Grades 7 and up
List Price $9.99


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So Jake Graydon and Ally Ryan are officially together? Bummer.

Oh, please. I bet he cheats on her before homeroom tomorrow.

You think?

It’s Jake Graydon! He puts the “play” in “player.”

Yeah, but he’s never had a serious girlfriend before. You have no precedent on which to base your hypothesis.

Since when did you start speaking Thesaurus?

She’s been studying for her AP exams.

Well, whatevs. I promise you. Jally or Ake or Gryan or whatever stupid name the sophomores come up with for them... see more


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